alright so. i'm katie, feeling much older than my 17 years. right now i have quite the obsession with music, i listen to almost everything. really it depends on my mood. i am not sure what else to say other than that i am done with the type of people that will sit there and act like your friend when they aren't. oh and i am a crazy pyro :D just thought i would add that i fuckin hate school, that is all. and if you couldn't tell, i love bright colors. i just had a plethora of fun coloring this.

versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

pallidbirth:

jumping out of helicopters is dangerous 

you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground

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what do you mean they dont make it to the ground

where do they go

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psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

narrysmidnightmemories69:

voxamberlynn:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

AND JEFF DOES IT AGAIN.

Forever applauding this man, and forever loving his family.

👏👏

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall)

(Source: kehlso)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

darceratops:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

oh my god Shane.

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(Source: blewart)

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

(Source: vine-gif)